- 430 名前:こん
◆v9Z8g4T4Us 投稿日:03/07/21 15:47 ID:4zduhq3p
- モララー動物園の水中ゾーンに、突然、なんの断りもなく、マクという名のクジラがやってきた。
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( ;) あのー、かってにはいってこられちゃ困るんだけど・・・
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- 431 名前:こん
◆v9Z8g4T4Us 投稿日:03/07/21 15:48 ID:4zduhq3p
- /| うるせーな、俺には俺の理由があるんだよ。
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( ;) 理由?
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- 432 名前:こん
◆v9Z8g4T4Us 投稿日:03/07/21 15:49 ID:4zduhq3p
- クジラは、魚じゃなくて、哺乳類だってことは知ってるだろ?
だけど、中には、俺のことを魚だと勘違いしてる香具師もいるんだよ。
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( ;) それで?
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- 433 名前:こん
◆v9Z8g4T4Us 投稿日:03/07/21 15:49 ID:4zduhq3p
- 俺はつい最近まで、大海原にすむ、野生のマッコウクジラだった。
でも、俺は愚かな人間どもに姿を見られるたびに、「あ、お魚だー」とか、
「クジラって、でっかいお魚だね。」とかいわれるんだ。俺はどうしても
それが我慢できなかったんだ。
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- 434 名前:こん
◆v9Z8g4T4Us 投稿日:03/07/21 15:50 ID:4zduhq3p
- そこで、俺は動物園にすむことにしたんだ。動物園にいれば、みんな俺のことを
魚だと思わなくなるし。
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- 435 名前:こん
◆v9Z8g4T4Us 投稿日:03/07/21 15:51 ID:4zduhq3p
- たのむ、館長!俺をこの動物園に住まわせてくれ!このままじゃ、俺の
哺乳類としてのプライドが許せねえんだ!
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( ;) わ、わかったよ・・・しょうがないやつ・・・
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こうして、新たにクジラが加わった。